shejizhen 发表于 2024-6-13 18:13   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

NO.1
最近看了一篇关于鱼的文章,如果可以我希望我下辈子做一条这样的鱼,只有七秒记忆......一秒相遇、二秒相识、三秒相知、四秒相爱、五秒相亲、六秒相伴、七秒相惜。

NO.2
老公电脑上有一个文件夹名叫:超经典加勒比100部。加勒比海盗有那么多部嘛?我想看看,可老公死活不让,也不知道为什么!

NO.3
我和媳妇之前是同学,那时候她在我们校属于校花级的女生。我们校里有很多男生追她,最后她却选择了身矮貌平的我。在结婚那天我问她你当初为什么选择我?她说就喜欢看我我边做边吃奶的那可爱劲.......狂晕中
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