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我吵得过你吗?

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我吵得过你吗?

一对小夫妻吵架
     丈夫:我不跟你吵了!你上下两张嘴,我一张嘴怎么吵得过你?!
     妻子:我靠,你呢?你是只有一张嘴,但你下面还有一个话筒,一边还挂着两个小音箱呢!
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违规了吧,应该三个笑话加评语的。

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