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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、
正在书房看书,女朋友穿着新买的蕾丝内衣走了进来,看起来性感而迷人。
她娇声对我说:“亲爱的,想要吗?”
我兴奋地说:“想要!你赶紧脱下来我穿试试!”

2、
正陪女友逛街,她一直喊肚子疼,
我说:要不咱马上去医院!
女友指了指水果店,说:我吃些荔枝就会不疼,四十五块一斤哪种。

3、
研究表明:女生如果一个月不买衣服包包鞋子,抑郁症发病率将明显高于同龄人。
同时,有专家指出,买买买不是病,不买东西的女生可能存在严重心理问题,容易有抑郁倾向,请家人密切关注。

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