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笑话三则

1小明去面试,面试官问他有什么特长。小明:我算算术很快。面试官:247x95是多少?小明:19835。面试官在纸上算了一遍,冷笑道:“你错了!答案是23465!”小明:可是我算得比你快。

2上午路过一个路口,看见两个男的打架,那叫一个精彩激烈。

我坐在那看热闹,突然想起兜里有包瓜子,于是拿出来边看,边吃。

医生,事情就是这样的。

3小王说:我有这家酒店的贵宾卡,他们给我打八折。

小陈说:我和老板是熟人,上回他们给我打了六折。

阿呆说:我没有贵宾卡,和老板也不熟,还忘了带钱,结果吃完饭后,他们给我打了个'骨折'。

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